listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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