I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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