She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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