WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
