Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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