with your own penis?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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