You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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