Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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