Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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