Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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