That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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