i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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