I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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