yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
