Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Randomize
