if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I need to align my fucking chakras
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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