I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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