Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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