god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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