I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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