So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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