dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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