I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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