bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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