oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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