I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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