The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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