he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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