that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Boobs are out for the taking
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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