I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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