you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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