My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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