I'd wear matching sweaters with you
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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