just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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