I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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