im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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