So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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