she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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