I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
