I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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