She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I will be naked everywhere
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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