from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I had to cum in my sink.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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