Can Purell be used as lube?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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