i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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