i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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