Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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