Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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