is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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