he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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