so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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