: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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